Age of Aquarius$5.00 – $64.95
LOVE (Potion) will steer the stars! In astrological time, it took many many moons indeed to bring forth this heralded epoch: the advent of a New Age of enlightenment, expansion of consciousness, and overall cosmic understanding, and we pay homage to this famed cultural period with a Peace, Love and Hippy-ness unisex fragrance… exotic earthy patchouli and amber layered with dense vanilla absolute and vanilla bean, herbal accents of cannabis, purple desert sage and camellia blossoms, topped with a spicy shot of clove bud EO. Grooooovy, baby!
Carny$5.00 – $79.95
He roams the midway, running one of the rides or perhaps pitching a game of chance…sexy, mysterious, capable. An alluring stranger in town, but no stranger to hard work and even harder play. Embody the roughneck charms of our carny with this unisex scent which dwells on the dark side of masculinity: black vanilla with a touch of coffee, tobacco absolute, a dash of dark resins and a slightly boozy vanilla bean, with a lingering thread of woodsmoke drifting in the night air.
Every year when McGarrigle’s Carnival & Greater Exposition came to Foster’s Landing, it caused a stir in town like no other. Such excitement, whereupon the dusty remains of Mr. Landry’s cornfield was erected a sprawling kingdom of sights, sounds and smells. And was it any wonder that all the townfolk would gather to watch the tents and booths and attractions erected, by those strange men with their bulging muscles who were – shocking to the eyes of the gentle females – shirtless and sweating in the Autumn sunshine, pounding stakes into the ground, pulling carts into place, preening for feminine eyes as they set about their hot and heavy work. They were tanned, and some had tattoos, or unusual scars, or perhaps an earring, hinting of worldly travel and exotic adventures.
“You’ll come see us tonight, won’t you?” they would ask, grinning and winking, and laughing to witness the shy reactions of the girls. “Unless you’re afraid of fun, that is!”
As this was likely the only fun we had all year, no one would dare miss it.
Passing through these gates you will find much
to amaze and amuse.
As the sun goes down our lights come up
the music plays –
the song of thrills and chills and titillating mysteries to reveal.
We have games! And fun! And food! And unusual sights to behold!
Take a chance, dare to dream
discover your heart’s desire
or a momentary distraction from the mundane humdrum.
Whatever the reason – do come, please come
all you good people far and wide
enter and experience our unique revelry.
Let us take you away from your cares and woes
and add a little magic to your life.
For we promise such wonderment and delight
so then upon this Autumn night
of full moon and fallen leaves and shadows stretching tall…
Come one, come all!
Come to our Carnival!
A tradition much beloved by us here at LPMP is the Fall Carnival: a final farewell to the carefree joys of Summer – as the light begins to wane earlier each day and the weather turns brisk – it’s one last time for frolic and fun. Our 2016 Carnival Collection pays tribute to the sights, sounds, and smells of an old-fashioned traveling carnival…its’ colorful characters and delicious treats, all the unique delights one can only experience amidst the excitement on a September eve, with a chill in the air and the haunting music of a distant calliope…
Chakras – 7 Perfume Set – Choice of Scents!$5.00 – $84.00
Chakras – A Set of 7 Balanced Fragrances – January 2017
Each year the wheel turns once more and we begin the quest anew for a better life, for bringing our own unique talents and energies into harmony within and without. To assist you in the fulfillment of a positive New Year we offer this set of Chakra Oils, each one crafted with ingredients that vibrate with the frequency of the seven energy nodes of the body. Imbalances or blockages of the Chakras are thought to cause physical and emotional ills, while balanced Chakras are thought to allow the free flow of energy throughout the body. Wearing colors and scents of the proper vibrational hue are believed to open and balance and create a state where health and harmony thrive.
PLEASE NOTE: These perfumes come in 5 ml bottles.
Connect w/ Teddy BB$6.50 – $44.95
Guys, there’s an entire industry devoted to advising you on how to make that first crucial contact with someone special, but look no further – we’ve got the secret sauce right here! Bring them closer with this super-cuddly scent…warm and smooth with just a teasing hint of spice. Featuring lots of love and luck-encouraging cedar, vetiver, tonka and a blend of mosses with a pinch of cardamom. To enable the connection for further affection, we’ve boosted this with our TEDDY POTION BB pheromone blend, which encourages rapt attention and camaraderie between men, and a comforting, placating and protective feeling in women. Crafted for Men but Women will enjoy wearing this scent too!
Elementary™ Ch. 6 w/ Phero B2.2$6.50 – $44.95
We’re back with another tribute to the Master of Deduction, the world’s only consulting detective, the man who proved that Smart Is Sexy – and this sixth chapter takes its’ inspiration from Sherlock Holmes’ adventure in the opium dens of East London as portrayed in Arthur Conan Doyle’s story “The Man With The Twisted Lip.” Enjoy this unisex fragrance with the aura of Victorian-era vice without those debilitating side effects…a blend of opium and smoke accords, Dragon’s Blood and kush resin, strong black tea and smooth dry vanilla on a base of animalic musk. And with a nod to such euphoric pursuits we’ve paired this scent with our exclusive B2.2 pheromone formula!
Scent: Hypnotically deep, dark, musky and resinous with no sweetness.
Fair Ground$5.00 – $79.95
Tread upon our Fair Ground and be welcome to the fun! This unisex scent recreates a wet Autumn night on the Midway: a sawdust path of cedar, balsam and sandalwood layered with wet earth accord and the scent of fall leaves and rain in the air.
Goldfish w/ Alpha-Nol$6.50 – $44.95
Pheromone Enhanced Fragrance for Women
Pheromone Enhanced Fragrance for Men
A whimsical take on the classic Carnival prize: a unisex blend of tangy red currant and juicy tangerine EO swims in a watery enclosure of aquatic eucalyptus, sea salt and crystalline white musk. And in tribute to the fun times we’ve all had trying to win a goldfish we’ve added a dose of uplifting Alpha-Androstenol to the mix, an attraction and THE mood elevating pheromone, said to create a friendly approachable impression, and can make the wearer seem less intimidating and more approachable. Encourages empathy and romantic feelings, creates an aura of youth and health, an impression of reproductive fitness, increases chattiness and friendliness from both sexes. May be worn by both women and men.
Iskandar$5.00 – $79.95
Iskandar is a Lebanese version of Alexander which means defender of mankind, and for those who crave a commanding presence in all situations, we’ve created a unisex summery spin on the bold mood of resinous scents, with a lighter version suitable for seasonal wear, day or night. A selection of blond resin notes – white patchouli, labdanum, frankincense and storax – interwoven with fascinating accents of wormwood, gardenia and Karu Karunde on a bed of green musk and just a pinch of powdered sugar.
Label Artwork Courtesy of Callie L. French
Label Artwork Courtesy of Callie L. French
Ivory Cats: Dianthus$5.00 – $79.95
This bold unisex spiced floral blend is perfect for when you’re ready to turn up the heat…a heart of peppery carnation blended with roasted black tea leaves, dusted with cardamom and powdered sugar, and layered upon smooth vanilla and sweet sandalwood. Fans of our Pashazade scent will be equally enthralled by Dianthus!
Ivory Cats: Veridian Muse w/ Open Windows$5.00 – $47.95
A verduous adventure awaits with our unisex blend of airy fresh green musk and earthy African frankincense, accented with deep dark chocolate and enthrallingly exotic black orchid. To inspire you to discover all the pleasures of following this muse, we’ve included a dose of our exclusive OPEN WINDOWS pheromone formula, an all-round social blend which is a winner at lifting the spirits of the wearer and those around them, attracting all.
Medium$5.00 – $79.95
Whether you’re into Crystal Scrying, Tarot Reading, Runes, Dream Interpretation, Palmistry, Tea Leaves or Rolling the Bones, this potion should help you focus and channel your natural psychic abilities. Containing ingredients prized for their Divinitory properties, plus those used for centuries to guard against evil and psychic attack. It encourages the opening of the psychic and subconscious mind, and smells absolutely divine! A deep, spiritual, incense-like scent.
Medium is a carefully-concocted clairvoyance potion comprised of fruity dragon’s blood with dark exotic varieties of resins, woods and sweetened with a drop of raspberry.
Scent: Deep, rich, exotic resins.
Morning Star$5.00 – $64.95
Inspired by numerous requests from our beloved customers… Naturally sweet and light, this is a wonderful scent to wake you up in the morning, but please enjoy its’ lovely aura all day! Fresh crisp cucumber and basil EO, cooling spearmint EO and luminous lemongrass EO mingling on a base of gentle white patchouli.
North Pole 2017$5.00 – $79.95
Zesty swirls of gingerbread and ginger snaps are made even more delicious with a nut medley including a smooch of almond, then layered with woody notes of oak and acorn, vetiver and mahogany, plus dried leaf accord and a whiff of vanilla tobacco. Spicy, sexy and seductive!
OCCO: Cherry Tobac w/ Copulins$18.95
OCCO: Cherry Tobac – 1/6 fl.oz. (5 ml) Roll On Bottle
Syrupy-sweet candied cherries given a delicious splash of vanilla, flavoring a base of pipe tobacco with just a drop of deep exotic oud.
“When people see my pretty pink hair and then find out my name is Cherry? Yeah. I’ve heard all the jokes and puns. And I can tell you I’m absolutely a WILD cherry! I like a guy who knows how to have fun, is not intimidated to be with someone who stands out from the crowd and isn’t afraid to be herself. Because if he proves he’s man enough to hang with me, well…I’m definitely woman enough to satisfy all his desires!”
River and Rain$5.00 – $79.95
This is the season of change, the coming of Autumn with it’s cool breath and unforgettable fragrance. Dry leaves and overgrown parched summer grasses being doused by the first rain, a musky scent of flinty earth kicked up by heavy droplets…like someone pushed out the sun and pulled in the clouds. This unisex blend is a walk along the Columbia River in Autumn: dried oak leaves and sea grass with damp whiffs of aloe, clover and water accord in an earthy base of black amber and musk.
Sable Vert w/ Hedione and Alpha Nol$6.50 – $44.95
Three varieties of precious sandalwood (Egyptian, Indian, Hawaiian) and invigorating green tea, enhanced with the airy shimmer of Hedione, a jasmine derivative purported to produce a pheromone-like response when added to scent, as well as an elevating boost of Alpha-Androstenol – an attraction and THE mood elevating pheromone, said to create a friendly approachable impression, and can make the wearer seem less intimidating and more approachable. Encourages empathy and romantic feelings, creates an aura of youth and health, an impression of reproductive fitness, increases chattiness and friendliness from both sexes.
Sigil Collection 2015: Blessing Oil$5.00 – $39.95
May whomever be anointed with this oil experience this blessing as a circle of love and light wrapped around them, to protect, heal and strengthen.
Everyone has a need to claim their sacred space – within themselves as well as the world at large. This potion will assist you in achieving spiritual cleansing and purification, consecration, protection, exorcism and healing, with ingredients soothing and meditative, both spiritually and sensually. Attune yourself to the Universe and your fellow humans with its consciousness-raising powers, claim the blessings granted to us all when we are mindful of the wonder which is our existence.
A priceless collection of the most exotic and divine resin “tears” from around the world – amber, sandalwood, patchouli, frankincense and myrrh – with woody accents of storax and cedar, a sensual ribbon of black coconut and cinnamon bark, and a final consecration of holy water.
Scent: Dark and resinous, rich incensey scent with a rivulet of dark sensual coconut going through, and the tiniest hint of spice.
Sigil Collection 2015: Hex Deflection$5.00 – $39.95
I am a mirror that deflects from me, and reflects back to the sender, that which I would return to them.
What is that old saying about rubber and glue…? No matter what the nastiness, you can banish it from your aura and return to sender! With a bounty of benefits – hex-breaker, protection, negativity deflector, luck and money attractant – this potion is perfect for the workplace…and for any other travails which life never fails to provide.
Whatever storms one weathers, we can provide you that star to steer by, a way to deflect the negativity and emerge successful and serene, with a blend of positive ingredients embodying a freshly-showered clean green scent: clover, elderberry, sweetgrass, juniper and bergamot with woody and resinous underpinnings of birch, pine, and cedar, frankincense and dragon’s blood plus a dash of clove.
Scent: An office friendly, pleasant freshly showered aroma.
Sigil Collection 2015: Pendulum Potion$5.00 – $39.95
I am logical and wise, and make balanced, informed decisions.
The pendulum is a powerful tool of decision making, the use of which goes back centuries. Accessing guidance in this way is a matter of addressing your highest self and uncovering the divine wisdom which abides in us all.
Comprised of the ingredients used to craft an “herbal pendulum”, as well as notes for helping to sharpen the mind and decision making skills, this is a blend for calling upon your own higher self for guidance and bringing forth the common sense and wisdom that truly lives inside you, with gentle, almost translucent floral notes featuring beautiful Lily of the Valley and White Lotus, framed by white tea with bergamot, clover, white willow bark, orris root and star anise, then finished with pale resinous notes of sandalwood, frankincense and myrrh.
Scent: Light florals balanced with white tea and pale gentle resins in the base.
Sigil Collection 2015: Protection Potion$5.00 – $39.95
I am protected and safe
An oft-requested potion for our Spell collections, Protection is something we all desire in those moments of psychic and emotional vulnerability, and we’ve filled this one with elements which are spike-y in nature to armor your aura, as well as traditional protective herbs and those for warding off external ill intent.
Featuring a core of lush plum and standing upon a rampart of other prickly ingredients – pineapple, coconut, thistle – plus a blessing of magickal herbs – rue, galangal, mullien and juniper – with dashes of black pepper and clove EOs, and the comfort of a soft cushion of vetiver, oakmoss and myrrh.
Scent: Rather tropical, with little protective spikes and a soft resin base.
Sigil Collection 2015: Quarrel Mender$5.00 – $39.95
Our dispute is happily resolved.
In the course of human affairs there is bound to be disagreement and misunderstanding, and as relationships are entirely a precious commodity, we want to assist with the repair and care of such an important part of your life. This potion contains ingredients for smoothing ruffled feathers, soothing hurt feelings, reminding us why we cherish and love those we have quarreled with, and strengthening our bonds once more.
Love and understanding is encouraged with beautiful blossoms of carnation, daffodil, daisy and freesia, crowned with ivy, sweetened with juicy apricot and grounded in herbal accents of basil, blue chamomile, and balsam essential oils.
Scent: Soothing fruity floral.
Sigil Collection 2015: Serenity Potion$5.00 – $39.95
I am calm, relaxed and sleep restfully.
As in a quiet pool upon which the flowers float and the sky is reflected in shades of serenity…come to our oasis of peace and relaxation and let us send you to slumber without a care…this restful respite is one you can enjoy whenever you need to turn down the noise in your mind and drift away.
An aura of tranquility like a trip to a fabulous spa…calming lavender, Roman chamomile and dreamy valerian, a shower of hyacinth petals, with a watery accent of lettuce and a sonorous cloud of balsam and myrrh.
Scent: Spa-like lavender floral with a pillowy soft resinous base.
Special Delivery$5.00 – $79.95
Rediscover some Valentine’s Day romance with this luscious scent of chocolate-covered cherries! Mouthwatering milk chocolate, syrupy sweet maraschino cherries, a dash of tangy red currant, and a blend of rich sweet ambers makes you unbelievably delicious smelling!
Scent: Chocolate covered cherries, candy.
Stormy Weather w/ True Confessions$6.50 – $44.95
Humans spend almost all of their time communicating with one another and there’s nothing more frustrating as when it seems others do not comprehend your message. The situation can escalate very quickly, so for those trying times we’re coming to the rescue with a pheromone-enhanced fragrance to calm that turbulent sea of emotion – allowing everyone to sail out of the storm and into a tranquil harbor of peace and understanding.
This unisex scent embodies a bracing aquatic vibe with multiple salt water and ozone accords plus a splash of succulent cactus juice on a base of clean musk and oakmoss. To aid in crucial conversations we’ve included a dose of our exclusive TRUE CONFESSIONS pheromone formula, the much celebrated combination of Beta and Alpha Androstenols, which purportedly encourages approach-ability, chattiness, and deeply intimate communication. Wearing a large amount is reported to have a truth serum-like effect on both wearer and others.
Scent: A masculine cologne-y aquatic, but women can wear it too!
Tarutaru$5.00 – $39.95
Tarutaru – from the Maori, meaning “grass” – this scent evokes a distinctly primal earthy experience, a wild expanse of cool deep green forest and warm earth, awaiting your explorations. A woody base of Hawthorne, sandalwood and Palo Santo with fresh verdant notes of grasses, herbs, bamboo and heather.
Scent: Grassy and fresh with the tiniest hint of spice.
Time Travel: 1200 BC$5.00 – $39.95
A recreation of an ancient perfume…journey to the lush Nile Valley where flowers bloom under the life-giving Eye of Ra…lovely stargazer lily and water lily combined with bright lemongrass and warm cardamom in a classic Egyptian perfumery base of storax, sandalwood and honey.
Time Travel: Year One w/ Perfect Match$6.50 – $44.95
It’s a little-known fact that the Romans were actually the first to create pheromone-enhanced products! When the gladiators completed their staged battles in the Colosseum, they would be bathed in oils which were then scraped off the skin and used as an ingredient in skin creams for women. Gladiator Sweat was thought to be good for the complexion, as a sexual attractant and aiding in conception. Thus we now pay tribute to our pheromone pioneers with a combination of fragrance ingredients from that ancient epoch…weighty and resinous, featuring a bold blend of amber and cedar with touches of tangerine and sweetheart rose, storax and honey. The unisex charms of this scent are furthered with a dose of our exclusive PERFECT MATCH pheromone formula, a ‘soulmate’ type of blend that both sexes can wear. Promotes attraction, trust, communication, conquering of nervousness and happy, good-time mood elevation. Reminds established couples of that first blush of new love, complete with butterflies in the tummy!
Unisexy 2017 w/ Perfect Match$6.50 – $44.95
This enduring fan favorite returns for Summer snuggling! Few scent combinations are as instantly compelling as vanilla and sandalwood. Whether male or female, few can resist the warm smooth aura created by the classic melding of these two unique elements. A heart of rich but not-too-sweet vanilla is framed by sultry sandalwood with hints of maple and tobacco…and if that’s not alluring enough, we’ve added a whopping dose of our exclusive PERFECT MATCH pheromone mix, a *soulmate* type blend that both sexes can wear.
Scent: Warm & sexy sandalwood and vanilla with extra touches of personality.