The Tea-less Strumpet

By special request...a sexy strumpet of the most edible kind: vanilla, honey, lemon, cinnamon, crispy sugar, ginger, and a drop of whisky...this blend is a variant of our well-loved Tea and Strumpets fragrance but this time we let the strumpet - er, crumpet - have all the fun. You don't need to put the tea in tease when you're a delicious strumpet, you see.

Everyone tried to get the proprietress of The Tealess Strumpet to smile. She was a serious woman, dusted with the flour of her labors and yet her dark demeanor housed deep passion, one could taste it in her creations. He stepped up to the counter, offering his own smile which was not returned.

"Say so, why is the place tealess?"

"It's a bakery."

"Yeah but...isn't that rather a tease?" He chuckled at his pun, which he believed was pretty darn good, he'd been saving it for the day she worked the register.

"Really? That's the best you can do?"

Both his smile and his heart fell as she handed him his change. But in the bag he carried away, a seductive scent called to him and he discovered an extra, special crumpet inside with his muffin. The two were cozily nestled at the bottom and there was a smiley face dotted in icing upon the warm surface of the surprise.

"Yes!" he breathed in triumph, raising his arms to the sky, bringing similar smiles to the faces of passersby.

  • Created By: Mara
  • Description By: Luna65

Magickal Meanings of Ingredients:

VANILLA ~ Aphrodisiac, inspires happiness, playfulness, sexual arousal, lust, vitalizing.
SUGAR ~ Attracts love, luck, sweetness and riches. Lust inducing.
GINGER ~ Fiery and fortifying, induces passion. Intensifies love spells and success spells. Love, money, success, power. Ginger increases sensitivity in the erogenous zones.
HONEY ~ Enticing, seductive; use to bewitch a straying or hesitant lover. Happiness, fulfillment.
CINNAMON ~ Male sexual stimulation, passion, lust, healing, protection, energy, creativity, psychic powers.
LEMON ~ Energizing, uplifting. Longevity, faithfulness, fidelity, friendship. Used to attract spirits.
FERMENTED ALCOHOLS: WINE, BEER, HARD LIQUOR, ETC ~ Intoxicant, used as an offering or appeasement for Gods, used in love spells, and celebratory spells.

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Tags: For Women, Love, Sex/Passion/Lust, Sweet Scent, Delicious/Foody Scent, Sexy Scent