Almost all of our perfumes are limited editions, so grab them while you can!
Love Potion®: Pumpkin w/ Aja: A spooky-sweet Halloween pumpkin, swirled within our lusciously famous Love Potion base of vanilla, amber and patchouli with a dash of juicy apricot, we’ve included the Autumnal delights of creamy pumpkin drizzled with gooey golden honey and caramel. Completed and empowered on the Autumnal Equinox to grant you abundance - as our signature scents always do - in LOVE!
Black Fyre: A very potent (and powerful) unisex scent to put the sizzle in those frosty Fall evenings! Find the source of your strength with the piquant delights of black pepper, Asian and pumpkin spices, earthy woods and leaves, and a puff of smoky gunpowder.
Bloodroot: An Autumnal enticement of lightly-spiced woods, a hint of smoke and the depth of insensual Indian black musk, with the blood-red evocations of black currant and Dragon’s Blood. Brewed for witches, but wizards will enjoy this one too. If you liked last year's hit, Blue Smoke, try this one too!
Desperation & Djinn: Love can drive us all to drink sometimes, but we say grab the djinn, not the gin! Love-drawing juniper and dusty rose, deepened with meditative sandalwood, frankincense and myrrh, a breath of soothing sage and just a drop of bourbon to appease the fickle Gods of affection.
Flying Potion 2016 - Phero Enhanced Spray : Our insanely popular pheromone-enhanced fragrance spray is making its yearly appearance...be sure to grab a bottle before it (literally) flies off the shelves yet again! All the hip witches love this crafty classic! We've blended gorgeous creamy ylang ylang EO, sweet black licorice, marshmallow and vanilla pods, tangy grapefruit and cassis topped with a pinch of cider spices and Poof! the master bottle was bubbling with magickal energy! Sweet and bright and ready for flight. But to ensure your lift-off we've included a high octane dose of our exclusive LEVITATION POTION pheromone blend: featuring the happy magic of our mood-elevating OPEN WINDOWS formula and an extra splash of giddy DHEAS.
Gargoyle Gargle: Sleep like a rock...all the gargoyles are doing it! What we won’t do for some true rest, utter stillness in repose...if you could simply turn to stone, then all your cares will have flown...so how about some stone cold aromatherapy? Fresh and relaxing, this is a potion for a long Winter’s nap: calming English lavender and healing eucalyptus EO with soothing sweet touches of ylang-ylang EO, coconut, vanilla and myrrh, plus a breath of wintery pine and mistletoe and the gargoyle’s aura of chilly stone and cement accords.
Goblin Tamer w/ Mother's Little Helper: Overrun by hoards of mischievous noisy creatures? We love ‘em, but sometimes you just want some peace! So appease your darling little monsters by dabbing a bit of our homey and deliciously spicy gourmand fragrance. A blend of two toothsome Autumnal treats - warm apple pie and oatmeal cookies fresh from the oven - layered with a base of smoky Arabian woods. To ensure your word is law we’ve included a supercharged variant of our exclusive MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER pheromone formula, a blend for women to help create a household of peace and calm, pleasant interactions, warmth, coziness, friendliness and helpfulness...while secretly exerting a little authority too.
Howl w/ Teddy BB: ...for that time of the month. You know, when you might want to howl at the moon and commit other acts of werewolf-like mayhem. Don’t bite someone’s head off - slather this instead! A dark-as-the-night blend of juicy black raspberry, rich dark chocolate and vanilla with a base of amber EO and a fortifying slug of bourbon. To provide a proven calming effect while in the midst of your cycle, we’ve loaded this one with the magic bullet of our exclusive TEDDY POTION BB pheromone blend, which encourages a comforting, placating and protective feeling in women; female users also report an easing of PMS grouchiness when exposed to this blend.
Indiscretion w/ TMI & Cops: Feeling a bit daring? In the mood to throw caution to the wind? Create some instant intimacy with our smoked vanilla musk blend: soft vanilla entwined with Indian red musk and black amber, a drift of woodsmoke accord, delicious accents of pumpkin and marshmallow and a wee tot of rum. To encourage the sharing of confidences we’ve infiltrated this fragrance with just a hint of copulins (three drops per bottle) and our exclusive TMI pheromone formula. You might be surprised at how willing a relative stranger is to cuddle up with you, but that's the Alpha-Androstenol putting them in their happy zone while the heavy dose of Beta-Androstenol loosens their tongue and encourages them to share their most intimate secrets with you... you just may learn things about them that they've never revealed to anyone. There really is such a thing as Too Much Information, so be careful what you wish for! This potion may be worn by both women & men.
Just Desserts: Have you been a good witch or a bad witch? If you do indeed deserve a reward, an indulgence, then we’ve created one perfect for the season...but take care lest you’re the one being nibbled! Sticky swirls of luscious butterscotch and creme brulee smooched with warm almond in a base of luxurious amber and just a touch of woody cedar.
Liquid Shadow: Cloak yourself in our unisex scented shadow, a slinky shade which moves about in the night, becoming one with the darkness and all its’ delights...a fragrance reminiscent of the most deeply exquisite coffee incense: potently brewed black coffee and espresso blended with black vanilla and dark chocolate, mingling with the exotic fumes of nag champa and kush resin, deepened with lavish patchouli and oud.
Universal Antidote: No matter what ails ye, we've got the cure, in the form of this mood elevating delicious smelling treat! We present this bit of olfactory magic sure to satisfy! Pancake batter-like warm vanilla, blended with hot milk accord, syrupy sweet black fig and sprinkles of maple sugar...see? All better now!
Zombie Repellent w/ Lace & Hedione: In the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse, a girl can’t stand out in a crowd...especially if that crowd wants her BRAAAAAIIIINS! Blend right in among those drooling shuffling creeps with our airy-fresh fragrance reminiscent of a cool Autumn morning. A soft misty musky floral mix of sacred datura, sweet pea, Sicilian mandarin EO, fennel seed, teak and black walnut with refreshing accents of cucumber, bamboo and mint. And of course no airheaded concoction would be complete without our exclusive LACE pheromone formula, containing a "woozy" amount of Alpha-Androstenol (mood elevator, attraction amplifier) plus the precious ultra-feminizing pheromone Estratetraenol. Effects are reported as making the wearer feel extra girly and even a bit ditsy, as well as an additional airy jasmine note of Hedione, a fragrance ingredient purported to produce an attractant pheromone-like response in others when added to perfume.
Love Potion®: Carnival w/ Audacious: Just like that pink-and-blue fresh-spun cotton candy you know you can’t resist! The return of a deliciously candied version of our famous Love Potion fragrance...a variety of pretty pink fairy floss sugars sprinkled upon fresh strawberries and blueberries with a sunny spritz of lemon and featuring our signature blend of mouthwatering syrupy apricot melding with the luscious base of vanilla, amber and patchouli To assist in making you the delectable center of attention, we’ve added a dose of our exclusive AUDACIOUS pheromone blend. Girl Power, baby! An Alpha-Sexual-Social mix for women which encourages boldness and perhaps a walk on the wild side! Confidence boosting, friendliness, femininity, mood elevating and sexuality. An excellent club or party mix, or for encouraging a night of abandon. Let the good times roll!
Carny: He roams the midway, running one of the rides or perhaps pitching a game of chance...sexy, mysterious, capable. An alluring stranger in town, but no stranger to hard work and even harder play. Embody the roughneck charms of our carny with this unisex scent which dwells on the dark side of masculinity: black vanilla with a touch of coffee, tobacco absolute, a dash of dark resins and a slightly boozy vanilla bean, with a lingering thread of woodsmoke drifting in the night air.
Distant Calliope: A fragrance like a haunting melody, far-off music carried by the wind, imbuing your mood with mystery and hazy memories...foggy rain accord blended with resinous aspects of sandalwood and myrrh, silky-smooth dry vanilla, cocoa powder and powdered sugar, and just a wisp of sweet orange blossom honey.
Ellie's Elephant Snacks: Everyone - especially elephants - loves Ellie’s special snack mix: a craveable blend of brown sugar-glazed nuts and hot buttery popcorn, all covered in luscious chocolate fudge, YUM!
Fair Ground: Tread upon our Fair Ground and be welcome to the fun! This unisex scent recreates a wet Autumn night on the Midway: a sawdust path of cedar, balsam and sandalwood layered with wet earth accord and the scent of fall leaves and rain in the air.
Goldfish w/ Alpha-Nol: A whimsical take on the classic Carnival prize: a unisex blend of tangy red currant and juicy tangerine EO swims in a watery enclosure of aquatic eucalyptus, sea salt and crystalline white musk. And in tribute to the fun times we’ve all had trying to win a goldfish we’ve added a dose of uplifting Alpha-Androstenol to the mix, an attraction and THE mood elevating pheromone, said to create a friendly approachable impression, and can make the wearer seem less intimidating and more approachable. Encourages empathy and romantic feelings, creates an aura of youth and health, an impression of reproductive fitness, increases chattiness and friendliness from both sexes. May be worn by both women and men.
Medium 2016: A revisiting of our potently popular divination potion - discover your destiny and your innate intuition, encourage the expansion of your subconscious. With all the ingredients known for promoting psychic ability, this version is incense-like and dark as a scrying mirror with thick aged patchouli, dragon’s blood, African frankincense & myrrh, oud from India and Arabia, layered with exotic black musk.
Sticky!: Ah, there’s no food like junk food, and you can’t say you’ve really had fun at a carnival until you’re sticky...the scent of melting cotton candy and the glaze of kettle corn, woodchips from the Midway stuck to the soles of your shoes, the warm miasma of various food vendors lingering in your clothes and hair...a sticky-sweet blur of fairy floss and smoked sugars, sawdusty sandalwood and woodsmoke accord.
Sweet!: Our tribute to the classic Carnival comestible: the Caramel Apple! Red and green apple accords sweetened with white and brown sugars, dipped in warm caramel and dotted with mini marshmallows, all upon a sturdy stick of teakwood. You know what they say: a caramel apple a day keeps the scary clowns at bay, so munch and crunch away!
Tattooed Lady w/ Blatant Invitation & Hedione: Mysterious and unusual like the Illustrated Lady herself: with rare flowers, sensuous musk and a hint of sexuality. This feminine powdery floral is a bit old-fashioned and voluptuously exotic. Blossoms of wisteria and ylang-ylang plus a whisper of hedione blended with civit and Nubian musks. Such a titillating blend requires an equally provocative pheromone pairing, so we’ve enhanced this fragrance with our exclusive BLATANT INVITATION mix, sexually assertive, but cuddly too - it whispers "yes" and gives off a vibe of uninhibited sexuality but eminently approachable at the same time; and also featuring the Wow! factor of Hedione, a jasmine derivative purported to produce an attractant pheromone-like response in others when added to scent.
Vardo: The scent of unending travel and of cool dry nights spent under the stars...the denizens of the Carnival make their way through small towns and bustling cities alike in their colorful wagons, and upon a late hour some may spy their passing, provoking curiosity and excitement, as the ones who create the wonders sleep beneath the wide night sky and entertain adventurous dreams. An airy earthy unisex scent...dried grass and sage, dusty earth accord with ozone and the tang of ripening wild blackberries.
Winner! w/ Swimming with Sharks: When the stakes are high...do you feel lucky? To be assured of success, slather our unisex winning combination! Soft warm musky vanilla (for success in love) blended with spicy money-drawing bayberry, smooth oakmoss and rice grass for granting wealth and prosperity, all upon a base of luck-laden amber. Such a fortunate fragrance deserves an equally advantageous pheromone blend, so we’ve doubled-down with our exclusive SWIMMING WITH SHARKS mix: a "corporate" blend for both sexes. Designed to level the playing field, lends an air of respect, appeases and calms people who may bristle against those in authority, helps people really listen to what you have to say.
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